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5.31.2005

Got into a convo with Juli over the merits of snail mail and basically what it is.

So we know snail mail is basical post (postal mail) and Juli scored this definition somwhere

1. snail mail
Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.

now the question is why snail mail. My reasoning, is simple cuz it rhymes and that is why its not called turtle mail (also cuz its not reliable, stupid effing post always getting lost. For those wondering why i think turtles are reliable i'm basing this one some warped tortoise and hare fable story fabrication), slug mail or slow animal mail. Note how none of those rhyme!

Bwahhahaha

# posted by Diana: 7:46 p.m. |